Update on bird bite
Its now a welt. Is that how you spell that word? Welt? That bird is making me spell things I never spell.
Just got bit by a parakeet
My roommate has a parakeet. She hasnt been home in a day or so. I opened the cage and I figured the bird would like some kind of interaction. Well, of course, he starts spazzing out. He calms down though. He starts climbing out of his cage using his beak as leverage. Im still holding the cage door. He bites. He bites down even harder and hes not letting go. Im yell “stop it!” like he...
minusmanhattan: Jon Stewart on ‘Fox News Sunday.’ This interview is up there with Jon Stewart’s take down appearance on CNN’s Crossfire years ago. It’s pretty great, check it out.
“It is easy to become deluded by the audience, because they laugh. Don’t let them make you buy the lie that what you’re doing is for the laughter. Is what we’re doing comedy? Probably not. Is it funny? Probably yes. Where do the really best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally.” -Del Close
oneinallofus: Panjabi MC-Beware of the Boys
The crazy sh*t my mind says: Perhaps why... →
justcallmejax: I don’t really know where to begin in describing this Astoria, Queens storefront that me and friends stumbled upon on our way home from brunch. Hey, I wonder what they sell? You know that old wild cat you have tied up somewhere? If she’s been losing her teeth I can give you the address. I’ll…
andrewmundy asked: whoareyou?!